Senators be damned

It doesn’t pertain exactly to the media, but I wanted to be on the record with this. Assuming Major League Baseball finalizes the move of the Montreal Expos to Washington, DC, I’d like to suggest that they call the team the “Monuments.”

My friend Daniel prefers that they be sponsored by the Homeland Security Department, but I stand by my choice. Daniel, however, did seem to like my suggestion that the Washington Monuments play with pointy bats.


  1. The problem with pointy bats — it would remind people of Madonna’s pointy bras. And I think we all want to forget them…

  2. I like the pointy bat idea, personally. 🙂

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